Here is a list of movies that have little imagination or are being remade, revitalized, or ripped off from pop culture during 2016:
- The Jungle Book (but with a diverse voice acting cast)
- Ratchet and Clank (from a video game)
- Batman v Superman (lets have a two hour long pissing contest)
- Captain America: Civil War (Batman v Superman mark II, but with 500% more heroes)
- Angry Birds (from the mobile game... can't wait for the Candy Crush movie)
- X-men: Apocalypse (I'm guessing the X-men overcome impossible odds because this is a prequel, we know who survives and magneto turns evil, too much suspense for me to handle)
- Alice Through the Looking Glass (why does this movie exist? The last one was awful and unnecessary, I really don't understand this. I guess Johnny Depp needs another excuse to "act" like he is on drugs)
- Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows (regarding this movie... a multitude of explicit phrases are all things that came to mind on how things even came to be a movie)
- Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping (The Lonely Islands Andy Samberg decided to make a mediocre movie, what other B Lister is next? My guess is Kathy Griffith)
- Warcraft (Again with these video game titles...)
- Finding Dory (Coming 2020 finding new ideas...)
- Independence Day: Resurgence (If you've seen the trailer you know that this will be a steaming pile of.. fun! Just kidding, and no its not racist that Will Smith is not in it he just wanted way too much money to play the role, which sucks because he was great in it)
- The Purge: Election Year (If it was killing this years candidates then awesome, but more crazy people ho hate the homeless is not fresh, exciting, or even wanted)
- Ghostbusters (this movie will officially kill the franchise, they turned it into a bad Melissa McCarthy movie, at least I didn't care for the original movies in the first place)
- Star Trek Beyond (from what I have seen in the trailer this movie is basically Mad Max in space)
- Ice Age: Collision Course (if you thought pirates weren't bad enough, then prepare yourself for a whole new level of mediocrity)
- Jason Bourne (Please don't ruin this franchise)
- Jack Reach Around: Never Reciprocate oh my bad I mean "Jack Reacher: Never Go Back" god Tom Cruise needs to stop making movies or think of a name that isn't Jack something, or Jack Reacher!
- Underworld 5 (because thinking o a title for your movie is too hard)
- Assassin's Creed (I like Micheal Fassbender so sure why not)
- Jumanji (Time to ruin another childhood favorite)
http://www.imdb.com/movies-coming-soon/2016-12/?ref_=cs_dt_nx
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